Once I was at my in laws and I told them I was drunk instead of saying I'd had enough to eat. To make that scenario even funnier, I was four months pregnant at the time.
That's what happens when you have a lazy husband who doesn't correct your German. My guess is, I'd been walking around telling various people, "Oh no, no more food! I'm totally drunk!" for at least three years before anyone corrected me. Oh well.
So for the record, "Ich bin voll." translates to "I'm totally wasted" or "I'm three sheets to the wind." or "I am very intoxicated." Take your pick.
Below I have listed various funny things Germans have said in English. I'll let you guess as to what they were actually talking about.
Tom and Jerry always blow each other.
I slept with the family.
Will we meet us tomorrow?
When do you become your baby?
Watch out for porks on the road.
I need swimming pants.
Do we have any cough juice?
I became a cup of coffee.
We were in the near of the train station
That is wonder full.
Do you want to go on a non sex date with me?
I do not like black music.
He has his own mind.
There are many colored people there.
Our train begins tomorrow.
Oh look, it isn't alive anymore.
We're going to make a party.
I'm going to eat one of my sheeps this weekend.
I can't think of anymore funny translations, feel free to add your own in the comments!