Friday, March 9, 2012

Funny Things Germans Sometimes Say

Once I was at my in laws and I told them I was drunk instead of saying I'd had enough to eat.  To make that scenario even funnier, I was four months pregnant at the time.

That's what happens when you have a lazy husband who doesn't correct your German.  My guess is, I'd been walking around telling various people, "Oh no, no more food!  I'm totally drunk!" for at least three years before anyone corrected me.  Oh well.

So for the record, "Ich bin voll." translates to "I'm totally wasted"  or "I'm three sheets to the wind." or "I am very intoxicated."  Take your pick.

Below I have listed various funny things Germans have said in English.  I'll let you guess as to what they were actually talking about. 

Tom and Jerry always blow each other.
I slept with the family.
Will we meet us tomorrow?
When do you become your baby?
Watch out for porks on the road.
I need swimming pants.
Do we have any cough juice?
I became a cup of coffee.
We were in the near of the train station
That is wonder full.
Do you want to go on a non sex date with me?
I do not like black music.
He has his own mind.
There are many colored people there.
Our train begins tomorrow.
Oh look, it isn't alive anymore.
We're going to make a party.
I'm going to eat one of my sheeps this weekend.

I can't think of anymore funny translations, feel free to add your own in the comments!

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

German Home Decor Teil zwei

Hi there.

I've been hard at work all weekend.  My apartment is transformed!  Well, sort of.

It's no secret that I haven't been loving the living room.  Even though our furniture looked fantastic in our little Hamburg apartment it seemed downright lackluster in the new one. Take a look.

 I tried moving things around and changing a couple things but I still didn't like it.  Here it is all decorated for our New Year party in January.


The entire room bothered me.  There didn't seem to be enough color, or pattern and everything seemed colorless and somehow dark?  Even though all our furniture is white?  I just didn't understand it.  The room frustrated me.

Two weeks ago I decided we needed new throw pillow covers.  We went to IKEA but everything was neutral colors.  That was the first trip to IKEA where I only bought a coffee mug and a flower pot.  I quizzed H on other stores that sold home decor but he didn't know.  I went home and got all teary eyed over how much I miss Target and the Pottery Barn.  Do you remember Linen n' Things?  There used to be a big one right by my parents house.  Half my friends back home AND my sister have the same chartreuse throw pillows from Target.  I love Target, but alas, Germans don't like hypermarkets.  Target doesn't stand a chance in this country.

H suggested I look on Amazon.

A quick search provided thousands of pillows.  I had no idea that Esprit makes home furnishings.  They do and I'm happy to say that their home furnishings are a lot better than their clothing line.

With my pillow problem solved I turned to our guest bedroom/office/clothes drying room/someday possibly a baby's room if we manage to fit anymore furniture in there.  

When we moved in we sort of stuck of bunch of furniture and stuff in this room and then forgot about it.  The place was a mess.  It needed a major overhaul before I could even think about putting a house guest in there.

Sadly, I was out of money.  I'd pretty much spent my entire decorating budget on pillows.  I still have to buy a crib someday, and a stroller and a car seat and everything else a baby needs in life.  I don't know enough people around here to throw a descent party, let alone a baby shower.  There is also the fact that most expats I know are on shoe string budgets.  I'd feel like a grifter if I asked anyone to come to a party whose sole purpose is giving me stuff.

My biggest problem was pictures.  Our apartment in Malente is much bigger than the Hamburg apartment.  There is a lot of empty wall space.  Pictures are also really, really expensive.  I didn't see anything at IKEA that I liked.  I was already sick of IKEA anyway.  I thought and thought and thought and finally decided to try printing my own pictures, matting and framing them myself.  Considering each of the pictures I hung cost an average of 4€, the results weren't too bad.  I spent most of Saturday and Sunday cleaning, organizing and trying to find the right place for our limited wall hangings.   Voila!





 I took these pictures of flowers when we were in Spain.  I hung them in the kitchen. 

And for no particular reason, I think I finally found a plant that can survive the extreme humidity in our bathroom.  These African violets appear to be, dare I say, happy?








Here is our room, in case anyone was curious.  The half green, half white walls were H's idea.  It's a popular decorating method in Germany and I actually ended up loving it.  H picked out all the paint colors in our apartment.
  
There are few more things to do this week.  My Hubs has declared that he will mop the kitchen and entry way this weekend.  The linens on the extra bed smell like dust and need to washed before my Mom comes but everything else is finished.  


Sometimes I feel like my decorating efforts fall flat compared to my friends and family in the US.  They have so many options and everything seems to be more affordable.  My 'big' apartment in Malente is just average sized or even small compared to apartments in Chicagoland.  Nevertheless, I'm proud of how it's turned out!  We built our little home together and I love everything, IKEA or no IKEA.