2. I probably shouldn't have tried to catch the glass jar of night cream as it hit the sink. I ended up with a hand full of glass. Ouch.
3. Do not trust 'how-to' Youtube videos made by 16 year olds.
4. Do not cut yourself while attempting to shape your brows with a brow razor. How is it that I'm 32 and I don't know this stuff?
5. I forgot how old I was for like three weeks. I went around telling people I was 33. I am not 33! Still only 32. I might be an idiot, though.
6. Somehow I got the wheels of the stroller stuck in the gap while getting off the train with Sophie. I could feel the irritation of 20 Berliners hitting me all at once. Thankfully one person was nice enough to help me. Thanks nice person!
7. I don't think €10 ballet flats from H&M are going to cut it anymore. Maybe it's time to bite the bullet and get some walking shoes.